3 definitions by My Cancer has AIDS

sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS March 20, 2014

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS March 20, 2014

push her stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push her stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS March 20, 2014