Stoolbend 

The town Cleveland Brown, from Family Guy moves to in the spin-off the Cleveland Show that aired their season 1 premier today, September 27, 2009. It is a fictional town, portrayed as being located in Virginia.

What a name, Stoolbend! How did McFarlane come up with that?

Stoolbend by Seshie September 27, 2009

Stoolbend 

When you shitt a huge login in the toilet and it bends down the drain hole

I ate so much last night I had a stoolbend this morning

Stoolbend by Treipin November 20, 2019

spoonbender 

One who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.

That bloke is an absolute spoonbender.

spoonbender by Brentles November 26, 2006

Stoolberg 

To take a shit so massive that part of it protrudes above the water like an iceberg.

The other day I ate Mexican food, and left a stoolberg in the toilet afterward.

Stoolberg by kurzwe1ll April 21, 2009

Sloobendorf 

The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.

The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)

When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.

Sloobendorf by g00dness Me July 12, 2011

Stoolied 

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

Stoolied by OniBee September 18, 2020

stoolpendous 

The complete opposite of "stupendous"

The Chargers are a stoolpendous team

stoolpendous by bob villa (i build stoolpendous houses) September 26, 2004