sspoons

Like a normal spoon but has a longer handle

I had sspoons for the deep dish Ice cream I was selling

by Smarph May 6, 2023

Fear Of Spoons

Liam Payne.

'im afraid of spoons , i eat jelly with a fork''i have a fear of spoons'

by ZaynsBabe January 1, 2012

out of spoons

Completely out of energy or motivation for the day. Particularly used by those suffering from a disease or disability of some kind.

Source: The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

"Sorry, I can't come over tonight. I ran out of spoons."

by Halfling Rogue April 30, 2010

1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.

hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons

by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020

spoonsill

Spoonsill (verb),(spuh-oooon-Seh-ill) - An frontward cartwheel.

"Dad! There's a guy doing a spoonsill in the driveway!"

by Johnny Liolli November 4, 2006

Spoons

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)

Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”

by Sacredfart November 2, 2022

Boobie spoons

-when you hang a spoon off of your nipple like you would do on your nose
-when your spooning with someone's boobies
-when your grasping a boob and eating applesauce with a spoon at the same time
-when a girls boob has an indent that looks like a spoon was implanted on it

-"Man, that chick has got some big boobie spoons!"
-Latifa is showing me dem boobies poons tonight fo sho
-that girl held that boobie spoon forever!

by G Funk Yo November 18, 2009