Squoobies; noun~ The objects created when a female wears a smaller than recommended cup size in order to squish her boobies together to make them appear "larger than life."
Boy: "Say Sherlina! Did you notice Jasmins breaststoday? If I don't mind saying so, they looked larger than life!"
Girl: "I hate to disappoint you Douglas, but they are not actually larger than life, she is rocking squoobies today."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).