squirrel’s underwear 

(n.) A facial hair configuration that consists of a moustache and soul patch.;

My god I love that squirrel’s underwear on you, it makes you look so much older.

squirrel’s underwear by JSloppyola December 31, 2010

squirrel's got a nose bleed 

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

squirrel's got a nose bleed by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

squirrel's nest 

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

squirrel's nest by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

squirrel's ass 

The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.

That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.

squirrel's ass by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006

Squirrel's Nest 

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.

My "Squirrel's Nest" is getting to hairy, I need to shave.

Squirrel's Nest by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

Squirrel's penis by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

Squirrel's Nest 

A hotbead for or gathering of many young girls with tasy little asses.

This kegger is a fukkin' Squirrel's nest, bud!

Squirrel's Nest by Real Walsh May 14, 2007