squirmage 

adj. squirm with strong intent

If you see any squirmage I will knock him out.

squirmage by tonkinannie March 17, 2023

squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

squirmfest by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

Squareage 

Square footage; floor area

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.

Squareage by Softhands December 8, 2015

Squirmies 

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!

Squirmies by TEAM SQUIRMY November 7, 2009

Squirtage 

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.

Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.

Squirtage by Stifely July 18, 2012

squirmle 

A nostalgic 1970’s childs toy that looks like a fuzzy worm on a string. Can also be used to describe a log of shit. Specifically one in the same shape of a squirmle.

Oh my god bro I just dropped the perfect squirmle!

squirmle by arschulman December 7, 2017

Squirge

A massive virgin with no hope of losing their virginity

Top Lev: "I dropped out of uni"
The boys: "You really are a massive squirge aren't you?"

Squirge by TopLev0121 August 26, 2020