squirmage

adj. squirm with strong intent

If you see any squirmage I will knock him out.

by tonkinannie March 17, 2023

squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

Squareage

Square footage; floor area

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.

by Softhands December 8, 2015

Squirmies

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!

by TEAM SQUIRMY November 7, 2009

Squirtage

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.

Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.

by Stifely July 18, 2012

squirmle

A nostalgic 1970’s childs toy that looks like a fuzzy worm on a string. Can also be used to describe a log of shit. Specifically one in the same shape of a squirmle.

Oh my god bro I just dropped the perfect squirmle!

by arschulman December 7, 2017

Squirge

A massive virgin with no hope of losing their virginity

Top Lev: "I dropped out of uni"
The boys: "You really are a massive squirge aren't you?"

by TopLev0121 August 26, 2020