Chronolocate

Verb meaning to fix in time; to establish the date of

We are attempting to chronolocate this urn we dug up.

by Softhands May 24, 2017

Momvision

Momvision: the faculty that permits moms to see things that are invisible to everyone else in the household, despite their best efforts to locate them.

Rhoda used her momvision to find the ketchup that nobody else could locate in the refrigerator.

by Softhands December 03, 2018

Squareage

Square footage; floor area

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.

by Softhands December 08, 2015