Definitions by Softhands

Momvision 

Momvision: the faculty that permits moms to see things that are invisible to everyone else in the household, despite their best efforts to locate them.

Rhoda used her momvision to find the ketchup that nobody else could locate in the refrigerator.

Momvision by Softhands December 3, 2018

Chronolocate 

Verb meaning to fix in time; to establish the date of

We are attempting to chronolocate this urn we dug up.

Chronolocate by Softhands May 24, 2017

Squareage 

Square footage; floor area

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.

Squareage by Softhands December 8, 2015