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A massive virgin with no hope of losing their virginity
Top Lev: "I dropped out of uni"
The boys: "You really are a massive squirge aren't you?"
Squirge by TopLev0121 August 26, 2020
Words you can keep
The vaguely-red, translucent liquid that forms in ketchup bottles after being left undisturbed for a prolonged period of time.
I forgot to shake the ketchup bottle, so squirge got everywhere when I tried to squeeze some out.
squirge by TotallyAPerson December 7, 2016

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.
“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.
“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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