Squirge

A massive virgin with no hope of losing their virginity

Top Lev: "I dropped out of uni"
The boys: "You really are a massive squirge aren't you?"

Squirge by TopLev0121 August 26, 2020

squirge

The vaguely-red, translucent liquid that forms in ketchup bottles after being left undisturbed for a prolonged period of time.

I forgot to shake the ketchup bottle, so squirge got everywhere when I tried to squeeze some out.

squirge by TotallyAPerson December 7, 2016

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

Baby night squirrel by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.

*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

lovely bit of squirrel by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Fleshlight Squire by Soggybottom March 9, 2019