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the squirmies 

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.
the squirmies by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration
girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics
squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

squomies 

Me and my squomies out here doin' big things

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, just hanging with my squomies"
squomies by allytieby January 4, 2017

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop
I love chocolate squirties

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.
Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow
Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021