Squiblage

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A male that gets sexual pleasure from penetration between sofa cushions, would usually be a person of aspirations sofa because it has their scent.

"I went to Sarah's last night and it was all going well until she vomited and ran off to bed on her own, I was so horny I squiblaged her couch, it was great because it was leather and still had her sweat on it.

Squiblage by Gary Glyttre February 18, 2019

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Squabbage

A mythical substance loved by drunk men from Chicago. May not even exist.

Man: You guys got squabbage? Or...no such thing?
Kids: WTF?

Squabbage by Big MIke S. June 25, 2006

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Squibulate

The act of fornication in a public place while eating calamari.

Would you like to squibulate?

Squibulate by Donzamanelli April 11, 2009

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Squilge

To squeeze out excess semen from the penis, after masturbation. Similar motion to that of jelqing.

I blew such a spectacular load last night, I had to squilge for about an hour!

Squilge by Slaylum May 16, 2009

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Shriblage

A males penis will retreat inwards after ejaculating,causing raisen like textures.

Shriblage took place after cuming onto his girlfriend.

Shriblage by Bateman April 22, 2003

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squibcakes

a person with a nice butt

damn...justin has squibcakes

squibcakes by squibcakes luver November 9, 2004

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squillace

A type of dance, caused by a females intake of alcohol while tripping on shrooms.

She drank beers untill the shrooms kicked in, then began to squillace as if it would save the whales.

squillace by James D. Williams November 26, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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