Squareage

Square footage; floor area

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.

by Softhands December 8, 2015

Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.

Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.

by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018

Squaready

To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.

Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.

by Lokinario March 19, 2015

Squarebag

A paper grocery bag containing a 6 or 12 pack of cans of the alcoholic beverage commonly known as beer.

Hey guy, can you come back to the station-house with a squarebag for the Sergeant?

by Maurice Lung October 6, 2005

Squabbage

A mythical substance loved by drunk men from Chicago. May not even exist.

Man: You guys got squabbage? Or...no such thing?
Kids: WTF?

by Big MIke S. June 25, 2006

squarehead

Squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at German and Scandinavian immigrants. The phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just used as a generic ethnic slur against those groups.

Basically the stereotypical shape of a Northern European's head was thought to be square- so it was (and is) an insult to call someone with that ethnic makeup squarehead.

Kid: "Mommy, did you see how weird that Norwegian's head looked?"

Mother: "Yes dear, the fucking Squareheads do have unusually shaped skulls. The Swedish have even more box-like heads... don't even get me started on the Danes or Germans..."

by LickMySwedishMeatBalls April 24, 2010

Squaredle

Squaredle is a boggle-like daily puzzle game where you have to find all the words in the (usually) 4×4 or 5×5 grid (some days it's 3×3). The game was created in March of 2022, and has had over 500 puzzles created. The 500th puzzle was created on July 18th, 2023, and the first dates back to March 6th, 2022. Overall, there are probably around 600 puzzles at the time I'm writing this (October 19th, 2023), counting special puzzles, which are usually puzzles that are too difficult to be regular puzzles, or they have a neat effect, like the 10×10 puzzles.

There are some really enjoyable puzzles out there, especially the "Got Salt?" puzzle, which has around 500 words. The special puzzles aren't meant to be completed in a day, which is why they are in the "Special Puzzles" category.

The Squaredle community is very positive and kind, and they even have their own Discord!

Person A: "I just completed my 50th Squaredle puzzle!"
Person B: "Congratulations! I'm only on my 37th."

by Anonymous 157 October 19, 2023