squirmle

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A nostalgic 1970’s childs toy that looks like a fuzzy worm on a string. Can also be used to describe a log of shit. Specifically one in the same shape of a squirmle.

Oh my god bro I just dropped the perfect squirmle!

squirmle by arschulman December 7, 2017

Words you can keep

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Related Words

squirmle • Squirtle • squircle • squirkle • Squirgle • Squirtle Squad • squirble • squirrley • squirtleing • squirglebop

squirble

the sound that turtles and/or Turtles (fans of the band Paradise Fears or Paradise Fears The Turtle) make. this sound can be heard being shouted at Paradise Fears concerts around the United States. while it is generally a noise, squirble can also be used as a verb, and sometimes a noun or adjective.

"squirble it up!"

squirble by ittybittyholly December 31, 2011

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

Squirtle Squad by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012

Squimley

A smoking hot, curvaceous woman who has a little weight to her while remaining completely doable, being usually more so.
Not quite a hardbody, more of a tasty softbody, with rounded hips, and breasts.

Kate winslet sometimes
Scarlett Johansson in Match Point

Dan: Saw match Point last night, man did that suck. Even the title was based around the faulty premise that in a game of tennis it can come down to a single point which could throw the game either way. Has Woody Allen even heard of deuce and advantage?

Joe: You raise a valid point, but Johansson is totally squimley in that flick.

Squimley by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009

Squirtle

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

Squirtle by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018

squirtle

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

squirtle by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026