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squirmle

A nostalgic 1970’s childs toy that looks like a fuzzy worm on a string. Can also be used to describe a log of shit. Specifically one in the same shape of a squirmle.
Oh my god bro I just dropped the perfect squirmle!
by arschulman December 7, 2017
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Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle
Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good
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squirble

the sound that turtles and/or Turtles (fans of the band Paradise Fears or Paradise Fears The Turtle) make. this sound can be heard being shouted at Paradise Fears concerts around the United States. while it is generally a noise, squirble can also be used as a verb, and sometimes a noun or adjective.
"squirble it up!"
by ittybittyholly December 31, 2011
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Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.
by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012
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Squimley

A smoking hot, curvaceous woman who has a little weight to her while remaining completely doable, being usually more so.
Not quite a hardbody, more of a tasty softbody, with rounded hips, and breasts.
Kate winslet sometimes
Scarlett Johansson in Match Point

Dan: Saw match Point last night, man did that suck. Even the title was based around the faulty premise that in a game of tennis it can come down to a single point which could throw the game either way. Has Woody Allen even heard of deuce and advantage?

Joe: You raise a valid point, but Johansson is totally squimley in that flick.
by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009
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Squirtle

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.
Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!
by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018
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squirtle

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.
1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*
by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010
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