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The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

squirmfest by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

Words you can keep

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Related Words

squirmfest • double-sided dutch squirtfest • squirfect • Squirmet • the squirmies • squirmy • squire gestle • Squirm sesh

squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

squirfect by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

Squirmies

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!

Squirmies by TEAM SQUIRMY November 7, 2009

Squirmet

Meaning To Fart Or Bust Ass In Front Of A Large Audience.

Jim: "Dude Did You Just Squirmet?"

Dax: "N....na....No...."

Jim: "Are You Sure Fool?"

Dax: "I Did....Just Don't Tell Anyone."

Squirmet by Creepusss September 1, 2009

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

the squirmies by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026