squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

Squirmies

The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!!

by TEAM SQUIRMY November 7, 2009

Squirmet

Meaning To Fart Or Bust Ass In Front Of A Large Audience.

Jim: "Dude Did You Just Squirmet?"

Dax: "N....na....No...."

Jim: "Are You Sure Fool?"

Dax: "I Did....Just Don't Tell Anyone."

by Creepusss September 1, 2009

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008