squinches 

square inches

this doghouse is 36 squinches

squinches by doin.yourmom December 12, 2021

Squinched 

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squinch 

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

Squinch by Phuqit November 11, 2006

Squinch 

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

Squinch by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.

That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.

Squinch a grimpy by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023

squinch 

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

squinch by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

squinchy squanchy 

Believed to be Austrailian in origin. Equivalent of grossed out or disgusted. Possibly rooted in 'sqeamish'.

When feral boy's bladed boomerang cut off the bandit's bookkeeper's fingers it was rather squinchy squanchy.

Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!

squinchy squanchy by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005