Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.
I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!
A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.