squifter 

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

squifter by Vinter May 1, 2008

Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.

"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"

Canadian Squirter by Samazon September 23, 2012

Serial Squirter

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. REPEATEDLY!

Kitten is a serial squirter.

Serial Squirter by Mr. Stark March 13, 2023

Briggsy Face-Squirter 

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.

Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.

Briggsy Face-Squirter by Eddie's Thick Gristle November 2, 2008

pearl squirter 

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

pearl squirter by Digger September 21, 2005

squirter 

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation.
That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can also be mistaken for urine...but strangely smells of rose water

when Eddie Lock was watching his porn collection he noticed the girl spurt and he made a big wank,resulting in wrist seziure(similar to Jamie Hales)

squirter by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004