squidjet

Purcy's Bitch

Squidjet fetch me my drink.

by Purcy62 May 27, 2018

Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

squidlet

When someone corrects another's obvious exaggeration usually without knowing it.

A: "Damn man it's like a billion degrees in this room. Can you turn the heat down?"
B: "Well it's only about 85 degrees in here."
A: "Wow man, don't be a squidlet."

by Josh Harling January 9, 2008

Squidget

A cool, usually short person. Always trying to have fun but sometimes can be quite a prankster. Can be annoying at times, but usually a squidget is cool.

Hey, whatsup squidget!

by Syntho May 5, 2009

Squidlett

A dangerous half mermaid half squid woman who clings onto you after squirting her love ink all over you and will eventually drag you to your death in the watery depths.

"That Jaimee is a squidlett"

"That squidlett has got me"

"Get over here squidlett"

by Wolfskin89 April 30, 2019

Squidget

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"

by Damaen February 22, 2003

squidget

The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.

"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."

by Jaggajack October 24, 2007