squidget

The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.

"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."

by Jaggajack October 09, 2007

squidget

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.

*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL

by President_Choob May 15, 2009

squidget

This girl that works at sears and is a squirt and a midget.

Hey squidget!

by Fire April 08, 2004

squidget

Squidget


Aso Examples of Squidget LOLand Fuckass

Squidget is the most foolish person in this damn world. Squidget can be found in Stockton Riverside College.

Squidget is the most foolish person in this damn world. Squidget can be found in Stockton Riverside College.

A Example: "USP" or "£9.99" Squidget WTF lol
The Best Example: This is a example of Stephen Palgrave Fuckass he also jacks of to Star Wars with his GirlFriend LOL
TrueLove *im going to be sick!!!*.

by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004

Squidget

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

by Sallie Collom November 14, 2008

Squidget

A cool, usually short person. Always trying to have fun but sometimes can be quite a prankster. Can be annoying at times, but usually a squidget is cool.

Hey, whatsup squidget!

by Syntho May 06, 2009

Squidget

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"

by Damaen February 23, 2003