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A squibie is slang for an over the pants squeeze job or a handjob over the pants
A dude: man im so horny right now
A chick: here lemme give you a squibie cause im a good christan woman
The dude: ah hawt
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Squibitchuss 

Bad Flemish insult, used by belgian people to called people they don't like.
I don't like my english teacher.
He is a big Squibitchuss!!!!
Squibitchuss by -bamff- September 20, 2009
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Squibbed 

To show an unexpected victim a photograph of Oscar nominated actress June Squibb
Ah man, I’ve totally just been squibbed
Squibbed by SquibbSquabb February 27, 2022

squobies 

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick
"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"
squobies by carnette September 23, 2023

squibbie 

Squbbie means when your feeling hibbie and you just want to squibbie
Are you a squibbie
squibbie by Hibbie December 1, 2017

Squibidyflop 

A penis that does not become erect, however still ejaculates when aroused to a certain level depending on the male's sexual tendency.
Dude, that guy has a squibidyflop.
Squibidyflop by YourMumCSG September 7, 2010

Squibbed 

A word to describe the actions of one unthinking individual, affecting another individual or group of individuals, usually in connection with photography, video-recording, or sound recording.
A typical example would be were a line-up of photographers are waiting to capture or video and known event about happen, when they are 'squibbed' by someone walking right in front of the line up, causing the loss of the treasured picture.
Squibbed by Fotter March 30, 2008
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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