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You all have heard about squaches right? Well these are the smaller cuter version of them. They resemble ewoks except they wear powder blue top hats and hot pink diapers. Do not be fooled by their cuteness they are the most vicious little beasts you will ever encounter. They will show you no mercy. Please spread awareness to your loved ones.
"Dude, did you hear about those squatch babies? I heard they're VICIOUS and SHOW NO MERCY!"
"Bro, they're called squabies! Squabies are a breed of squatches, not squatch babies! Ask a Squabie expert!"
Squabie by Squabie Hunter/Expert January 2, 2012
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squarier 

For when you want to way squarer but it is so cold and your nipples so hard that you momentarily have an aneunyrsm and a pointless “i”
“All this time i was getting underwear that was shorter and shorter”

“But you needed underwear that was longer and squarier”
squarier by Parsa J. December 15, 2019
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when cops around yell out Squalie to warn other people that cops around.
*cops rolls by* "SQUALIEEEE"
Squalie by Cheddah November 17, 2003

Squabbies 

Any Form of Advanced Foreplay. Including Falacio, Hand Job, etc.
Dude 1: Yo, did you see clarke's sister?

Dude 2: Yea, i'm bout to start chillin with her and see if can get some squabbies.
Squabbies by Smackary Slamstanski October 21, 2008

squobies 

when you cop a feel for a woman because of her soft boobs and have thoughts of squishing them on your dick
"man that girl has such fat titties they be giving me squobies"
"dude what the fuck"
squobies by carnette September 23, 2023

Droppin Squalies 

Is this Chick droppin squalies or what?!

Angelo got caught droppin Squalies in the Mens Bathroom.
Droppin Squalies by Doowinks July 11, 2009
"When you hear the cops is coming, say squalie." Santana,J
squalie by Jermeshia Ames February 12, 2004