squffle 

When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.

A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"

Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled

"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"

"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*

squffle by Buzeak March 10, 2023

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinched cheek shuffle by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

Snuffledufflegus 

(n.) A hybrid of Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street and a duffle bag.

"Wow, look at Snuffleupagus' and that duffle bag's child, it's a Snuffledufflegus!"

"Whoa! Check it out, it's a wild Snuffledufflegus! It has a long trunk and compartments for all of my on-the-go items and clothes!"

Snuffledufflegus by Snuffledufflegus February 13, 2013

The Harlem City Shuffle 

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.

Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”

The Harlem City Shuffle by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022

Crab Skuffle 

An intimidation tactic.
To stand, extend the arms with the elbows and wrists bent. Proceed to wiggle the hips and open and close your fingers in a claw-like fashion.

*person doing crab skuffle in the distance*
Joe: "Oh damn! Look at that crab skuffle, bro!"
Greg: "Woah!"

Crab Skuffle by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019

Foster Shuffle

An indescribable sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. Although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.

Person 1: You tried the foster shuffle last night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

Foster Shuffle by Mrs. Mark Foster September 1, 2012

Deadleg shit shuffle 

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

Deadleg shit shuffle by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016