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squelshing 

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware
Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."
squelshing by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008
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soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection
"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.
Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squoshing 

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.
Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).
squoshing by jah20twenty January 22, 2014

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.
I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'
Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.
squishing it by tpaps October 4, 2015
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