squishing

The act of 2 fat lesbians scissoring. The excess folds suction to one another coupled with moisture resulting in a squishing sound.

When her fupa met mine the squishing was bound to happen.

by Robert Paulson June 6, 2018

squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.

I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'

Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.

by tpaps October 4, 2015

Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014