squeint 

Something elegant, or high class. Commonly used to describe people or situations.

We dressed up and went to a squeint bar overlooking the airport. That girl is so fine she is squeint!

squeint by Mega-H December 23, 2022

Squintasaurus 

a very rare and unknown dinosaur that was discovered in 2021 by Will Coleman

Aye! Aye! There blows a Squintasaurus!

Squintasaurus by The_Bone June 25, 2021

safety squint 

the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.

Those safety glasses make me look gay, so I just used the safety squint.

safety squint by asghaghaiuhgalughagha May 17, 2008

squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

squinty-eyes ching chong by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

lil squinty 

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.

He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.

lil squinty by Dapak June 9, 2018

Safety squints 

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

Safety squints by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

Squints Charming by pinkshoes February 5, 2009