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first person- Do you know Ryan MacKinnon?

second person- Who?

first person- Squintz

second person- (unimpressed) Oh, yeah I do.
Squintz by earl herquest November 13, 2011
Words you can keep
Glasses. Could be safety glasses, sunnies or sight squintz.
Sik squintz dude are those a thrift store find?
Squintz by Proeski May 22, 2018
Squintz john bidells partner in crime
squintz is 511 with glasses he is lanky
and ugly and big with the ladys

Squintz`n it - to wear sandals with no socks...also known as jimmy brinx`n it
god damn it i hate squintz

yo look young bol squintz`n it
squintz by Balls.....hard not soft October 23, 2004

Squintasaurus 

a very rare and unknown dinosaur that was discovered in 2021 by Will Coleman
Aye! Aye! There blows a Squintasaurus!
Squintasaurus by The_Bone June 25, 2021

safety squint 

the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.
Those safety glasses make me look gay, so I just used the safety squint.

squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian
I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

lil squinty 

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.
He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.
lil squinty by Dapak June 9, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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