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squinted 

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement
I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.
squinted by squincy May 25, 2010
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squinted 

To get high and your eyes squint.
last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.
squinted by kstan34 July 17, 2010

squinted 

when a boy sits with their legs wide
they all sat squinted today
squinted by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023

squinted eye 

i wanted to order some food from the restaurant where squinted eye works
squinted eye by rick gibbs November 25, 2003
When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy
"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6
Squirted by Thechavman September 23, 2019

squinter 

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998
I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.
squinter by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008

squinter 

A person in Sydney who works in the city or inner west, but live in the outer western suburbs.
They have a long commute in the shitty Parramatta Rd/M4 peak hour traffic, and have to squint in the rising sun in the morning and/or setting sun in the evening.
Dave: Whilst sipping a beer...."The squinters never come to the pub after work!"
Scott: "That’s because it takes the dickheads nearly 2 hours to drive home!"
squinter by tickle-me-elmo September 26, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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