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grape squeezers 

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.
Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!
grape squeezers by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

penis squeezers 

A woman's enormous breasts.
That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.
penis squeezers by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing
I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

Julius Squeezers 

The best alternative phrase for some nice boobs
George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."
Julius Squeezers by lukepook September 19, 2021

Weiner Squeezers 

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
Weiner Squeezers by TessiixX January 12, 2010

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.
I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.