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grape squeezers 

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.
Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!
grape squeezers by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

penis squeezers 

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.
penis squeezers by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing
I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

Julius Squeezers 

George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."
Julius Squeezers by lukepook September 19, 2021

Weiner Squeezers 

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
Weiner Squeezers by TessiixX January 12, 2010

weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.