squeakums

A squishy boy who laughs with his whole body. May or may not be a know-it-all. Can usually be found making women fall to their knees with laughter. Probably causes those women to giggle and blush like teenagers.

Everyone needs a Squeakums in their life.

by Squeakyums September 26, 2022

Squeakers

People on Xbox Live with very high voices. Usually very annoying and complain frequently. They are commonly around ages 10 - 14.

These Squeakers keep complaining every time I get a kill on them!

by SavageMessiah. July 4, 2008

squeams

Squeams is your reaction to something squeamish.

That new slasher flick is so gross, it really squeams me out.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks July 9, 2012

It squeaks when he walks

A cheap person. Someone who is tight with their money. Tightwad.

He's so tight, it squeaks when he walks.

by Angel of Mine August 31, 2011

game squeakers

little kids, usually 10 or younger, who play call of duty or halo 3 and think its a big deal that its rated M. They typically have high-pitched voices that make you want to harm yourself, and think they're awesome at every aspect of the game they play. Usually (often in the case of call of duty) if your whole team is made of game squeakers they all try to snipe and your team ends up loosing by 900 points or more.

So i was playing Halo 3 yesterday and these game squeakers all had full hayabusa armor on, wouldn't shut up, and accidentally sniped me six times.

by pissed off squeaker hater August 24, 2010

Sneakums

After taking an object or place (as in a line), this word is said to offset any punishment from the party from whom the item was stolen. In rooms larger than 10 people, Sneakums must be witnessed. In rooms of 20 or more, they must be notarized. Also a verb.

"Ah, who took my fucking seat?"
"Sneakums!"

by BigStupendous July 28, 2008

Squeakfest

A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.

Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.

Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!

by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022