Squeakim

A small, high pitched, funny sounding fart, caused by attempting to make a large fart come out silent in order not to look stupid, in the end making the farter in question look even more stupid.

"I was talking to this girl and I felt a fart coming on, so I tried to adjust my butt cheeks to silence it, but it came out as a squeakim. She laughed at me and left."

by mryoshi23 January 11, 2010

squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

squeakie

To Squeak - To whine continuously about Arty (Artillery) in the MMO (Mass Multiplayer Online game) World of Tanks.
A Squeakie - A person who squeaks a lot.
A Leaky Squeakie - Someone who actualy cries or dribbles whilst Squeaking :-P

I wish squeakies wouldn't do it in battle. It's so sad and very offputting.

by Zoe Ballz November 12, 2018

squeakin cheekin

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Squeaking

Form of masturbation that involves humping your bed which creates a squeaking sound

Mike annoyed his roommate due to his excessive squeaking in the room

by BlackFlagShip November 16, 2010

Squeakibean

1. A way of describing an inanimate object you do not know the name of or that is annoying you:

2. Can also be a way of describing somebody who is useless or who often fails at everything they attempt:

3. Somebody who performs silly and immature actions because they want to be funny

The word is commonly used in areas of extreme

eg 1:
Person 1: Hey mate whats that plant called
Person 2: Oh that thing its a squeakibean

eg 2:

Person 1: She got 1/46 in that test
Person 2: Oh dear what a squeakibean

eg 3:

Haha she seriously squashed a doughnut on his head? That is such a squeakibean thing to do

by Bramosaurus_Rex October 12, 2011