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squat pot 

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
I’m gonna go use the squat pot.
squat pot by curlypoo December 25, 2020

Flower Pot Squat 

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
Flower Pot Squat by BootBanger November 17, 2011
The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.
"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."
pot squat by winegirly October 14, 2005

Potato Squad 

A team of friends with issues/problems that solve it with video games and lots of bepis.
I was gonna go to the party tonight but I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Potato Squad.
Potato Squad by SgtPainkillers July 30, 2018

potato squad 

a bunch of girls in a lit squad at school. Everyone knows not to mess with, OR BAD THINGS WILL GO DOWN.
Omg, Is that the potato squad, let's not mess with them
potato squad by AmayaMiller February 16, 2017