Definitions by winegirly

Suri 

The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.

L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.

Suri by winegirly May 2, 2006

sticky titties 

Molded, breast-like, cupped forms made of either silicone or fabric which magically stick to your boobs and clasp together in the middle. Similar to a strapless bra but there is no back. They can be adjusted closer or further together for maximum cleavage. The most fabulous invention. E.V.E.R.

Ashley, you know that dress I couldn't wear because of the whole "bra issue"? Check it out - I'm wearing sticky titties!

sticky titties by winegirly May 2, 2006

decablelized 

What the cable company does when they figure out your stealing cable.

"Dude - WTF?! I came home from work today and I've been decablelized. Shit!"

decablelized by winegirly October 14, 2005

pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.

"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."

pot squat by winegirly October 14, 2005

rich undercover 

When a man keeps it on the down low that he is rich so as not to attact gold diggers.

"Girl, you better go out with him! Hi is totally rich undercover."

rich undercover by winegirly October 14, 2005

sausage nips 

Refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage.

"Look at the sausage nips on her!"

sausage nips by winegirly October 13, 2005

peanut butter people

Person of questionable origin. Someone who has skin the color of peanut butter.

"I hope the peanut butter people don't buy that house down the street."

peanut butter people by winegirly October 13, 2005