a squat toilet; a low, ground-level bathroom fixture used for defecation and urination. More common in Eastern cultures, particularly public restrooms. See Wikipedia article for "squat toilet"
by taiwan touch your heart February 4, 2008
The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.
by winegirly October 14, 2005
Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011
Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020