Person one: Dude, I gotta take a dump but there’s no toilet.
Person two: Don’t worry, there’s a bucket right there.
Person two: Don’t worry, there’s a bucket right there.
by curlypoo December 23, 2020
A turd that is deposited somewhere not in a toilet. Is usually made when no shitting facilities are avalible, or are too far away.
by curlypoo December 23, 2020
A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
by curlypoo December 23, 2020
When you shit in someone’s toilet tank. To pull one at a lame party, first eat everything there that doesn’t agree with you. Then go into the bathroom, remove the lid from the toilet, squat over the tank, and release the explosive diarrhea that has surely built up by now. When you are finished, the water in the tank should be brown, and have dozens of lumps of shit in it. Then wipe your ass, putting the used toilet paper in the tank, replace the lid, and leave the party, or stick around to watch the fireworks.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020