Definitions by curlypoo

Teamwork Turd Pile 

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.

I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!

Teamwork Turd Pile by curlypoo December 25, 2020

squat pot 

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

squat pot by curlypoo December 25, 2020

upperdecker 

When you shit in someone’s toilet tank. To pull one at a lame party, first eat everything there that doesn’t agree with you. Then go into the bathroom, remove the lid from the toilet, squat over the tank, and release the explosive diarrhea that has surely built up by now. When you are finished, the water in the tank should be brown, and have dozens of lumps of shit in it. Then wipe your ass, putting the used toilet paper in the tank, replace the lid, and leave the party, or stick around to watch the fireworks.

This party is dumb, i’m gonna drop a mad upperdecker on this place.

upperdecker by curlypoo December 24, 2020

School Bathroom

A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.

The school bathroom was gross

School Bathroom by curlypoo December 24, 2020

squat toilet 

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.

I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.

squat toilet by curlypoo December 24, 2020

cat

Cute and furry.

That cat is so cute!

cat by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Back to Nature Shit 

A turd that is deposited somewhere not in a toilet. Is usually made when no shitting facilities are avalible, or are too far away.

I had to poop and couldn’t find a toilet, so I made a back to nature shit.

Back to Nature Shit by curlypoo December 23, 2020