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squantified 

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify
Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year
squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019
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squantify 

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.
squantify by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Squantified 

The process of squantification. In short, it means: getting stoned as fuck. Being in a elevated state of mind. This comes from being squanto, an intelligent and wise being, which is our "high alter ego"because each one of us has an inner squanto. More specifically, an inner native indian. You may ask why squanto? why an native indian name? well its because if you smoke a lot, you are considered a chief. Feather helmet, loin cloth and everything. But as it turns out, it is all our own responsibility find our own native indian names. So i now ask you this question, what is YOUR indian name?
David: Hey bro, lets kick it.
Royce: What are you tryna do
David: lets go to the movies
Royce: with who?
David: me and mando
Royce: you and squanto? nah man, im not tryna get squantified today. i have too much to do.
David: me and mando! See thats squanto trying to come out and get his toes wet
Squantified by Royceee Rondum April 3, 2015

squantostribe 

the tribe from michigan that has bryce dre jake and jordan.
every town has a squantostribe
When a dude has a square shaped penial gland.
Bill: I had to break it off with my gf.

Todd: why?
Bill: I was to edgy.

Todd: but you're so chill.

Bill: No I mean like my dick. It's a square. I have a squanis.

Todd: the fucks a squanis?
Bill: look it up in urban dictionary.

Todd:(looks it up) JESUS CHRIST!
squanis by Space Punk! May 15, 2016

squadtism 

When a group of people, who normally act like civilized human beings, start going berserk and acting crazy once together. The effect may stop as the squad dissolves from one another, but long term effect may include continued squadtistic behavior.
Claire: "Ugh Janie, I don't get how Josh can be so sweet and mature towards while we're in class together, but when his friends show up he turns into some kind of brain dead savage!"

Jane: "That is so true! He must be suffering from a severe case of Squadtism"
squadtism by ThaScang January 25, 2018