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squanson 

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.
Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.
squanson by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008

Squampton 

Also known as Squamish. Squampton is a small red neck town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The name implies that the factory town is somewhat similar to Compton, LA. This is partly true seeing as the honkies that live there are familiar with drive-bys. Not to be confused with the Squampton in Washington state.
Yo man I went to Whistler this weekend but stopped at the McDonalds in Squampton. My car almost got stolen by some redneck factory workers.
Squampton by Squamptoner October 5, 2007

Squampton 

A small town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The town is also known as Squamish and is inhabited by rednecks who work in the local factory.
You can test the pulp in the burgers at the local McDonalds; which is the towns main building. Squampton also has lots of drive-bys.
Squampton by Squam Town October 11, 2007

Squampton 

A small logging town 40 minutes north of Vancouver,BC, that is comprised with thousands of wealthy adults from all over Canada. These adults that have invaded the town have their extremely weatlhy parents put down massive payments on their kids first and second homes that average 800,000 dollars.

There is absolutely zero similarities between Compton and squamish. In fact, they are polar opposites!.
" hey,brah! I just bought a new 90 thousand dollar f350 to haul my two sleds around with that I only use once a year... isn't that so Compton? Squampton , yo! "

" yo bro, did you see that homeless person on the bench downtown begging for money?? This place is so Compton!.. squampton, yo!"

" yo bro, how long have even lived here for, bro? I've been in squampton for, like, 14 years but I know a guy that's lived here for 18... hes like a God here "

" yo bro, I traded in my BMW and bought a new diesel... now I'm finally redneck -squampton!"

"Yo, bro, squampton has like three weed stores in town... this is so much like Compton it's crazy. "
Squampton by Unicorn squamish August 12, 2019

Squampton 

(also known as Suquamish) a small town situated on the asscrack of the Kitsap Peninsula in Washington State. Over run by natives and trashy white people, the seemingly only aesthetically pleasing thing about the town is the abundance of stray dogs and shattered bottles of Old English that litter the streets.
As i drove to Running Bear's mudhut i began to dodge potholes in the streets and noticed an escilation in bars on the windows of the surrounding houses, it was then that i realized i had entered Squampton.
Squampton by Satchmosis September 13, 2007

Squampton 

Squamish, British Columbia, aka Squamish is a small(ish) mountain town located in between Vancouver and the ski resort Whistler. The origin of the name is from when Squamish was a logging town and the town was so boring it drove most people to drugs and became sketchy, the young mountain bikers in the community on the other hand were training in the amazing mountainous terrain in Squamish. When they would win at races the riders from the other towns would make fun of Squamish calling it squampton, but hey the kids were still winning.
“Where you from?”

“Straight outta squampton”
Squampton by kidwholikesmountains January 13, 2021
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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