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To get very excited in a non-sexual way about something, almost as if you had an orgasm.
I had a squeegasm when I realized David Tennant was in Fright Night.
Squeegasm by Nadarien September 6, 2011
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The physical reaction Greek Speak girls and other psycho fangirlies have to watching videos of, or listening to songs sung by Constantine Maroulis.

"OMG! I think I just had a Squeegasm from watching Con sing "My Funny Valentine" for the 10,000th time!"
squeegasm by Ms. Snarkanonymous November 17, 2006
Sexiest gay korean guy ever. Great in bed.
Woah look at Seegasm, I'd do him if he were straight.
Seegasm by anonymous September 28, 2020

squadgasm 

when the whole squad is feelin themselves
last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn
squadgasm by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

squealgasm 

The act of exhibiting such immediate excitement and general euphoria that it invokes an orgasm-like sensation and/or sound.

Usually in response to some statement or other external stimulus.

Often accompanied by profuse hugging and other signs of affection.
When I told her I got tickets to see her favorite band, she nearly suffered a squealgasm.
squealgasm by Taigitsune May 3, 2005
The act of seeing someone or something so beautiful that it causes an instant climax to the viewer.
When chris martin was six he gave a girl her first seegasm.
seegasm by brittney olsen February 22, 2009

Squeejamming 

Verb; Passing gas in public, then quickly making one's way to the other side of the room to avoid blame and humiliation. Squeejamming, to squeejam.
After eating an immense broccoli and bean burrito at the food court, Biff found it necessary to "cut-and-run" through the mall for the rest of the evening. This is known as Squeejamming.
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