spyturtle 

A pro transformice player. Nicknamed "spy" or "turtle". Unlike most tfm players, she is literate and smart.

Spyturtle is the best transformice player I have met!

spyturtle by asdflmnop123 June 20, 2014

Spurtle 

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

Spurtle by Ironbran September 6, 2018

spurtle 

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

spurtle by spud August 14, 2003

sturtle 

a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut

heather is a sturtle

sturtle by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010

Spurtle 

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

Spurtle by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Spurtle 

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

Spurtle by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

Spurtle 

When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d

Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!

Spurtle by Def Silken October 10, 2019