spud's definitions

police

Government-funded gangster

Today I saw some Jennifer Street Police cruising around.Scary man.

by sPUD November 6, 2012

snaughtered

that drunk that you can't even bite your finger! (or pull your wire right!)

Fuck i was absolutely snaughtered last night cuz i has three literes of ding/buckfast!!!

by Spud May 13, 2005

the hutiger

someone who gets two DUIs in the same year. Someone who drinks alot and gets very wasted.

Man you are as crunked as the hutiger.

by spud April 16, 2005

MFM

"3 way" consisting of 2 males & a female

Ted & I double teamed a girl last night in a MFM

by spud February 28, 2005

bedsit

A hideout that saves you money and if you get an electric shower thrown in your laughing.

Bedsits are luck of the draw as you dont know who your gonna get in the next room but generally its like being a student.

"ooh your so much more normal than the last tennant, he lived on a diet of special brew and fish fingers and only washed in a leap year"

by spud February 25, 2005

Edam

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known

"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"

by Spud December 22, 2004

Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

by sPud October 13, 2004