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a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut
heather is a sturtle
sturtle by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010

skave the skurtles 

skave the skittles is sksksksk combined with save the skurtles
"skave the skurtles" - trashy white girl with a metal straw

spyturtle 

A pro transformice player. Nicknamed "spy" or "turtle". Unlike most tfm players, she is literate and smart.
Spyturtle is the best transformice player I have met!
spyturtle by asdflmnop123 June 20, 2014

The Seaturtle 

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.
"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"
The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.
Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.

I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.
Skurtle by Squatchhunter January 15, 2019
to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum
If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.
seaturtle by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015