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spitwell 

The ability to capture the attention of listeners with a vicious vocabulary and vernacular of venom!
Rakim and Krs-1 spitwell.
spitwell by agentoranj July 30, 2007
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A projectile consisting of a small piece of paper that is chewed and formed which can then be thrown, shot with a rubber band, or fired through a straw, hollow pen or similar device as a prank.
I shot a spitwad at Billy but I missed and it got caught in Kendra's hair.
spitwad by Dr. Lizardo March 27, 2017
SPTW star platinium the world aka funny ora man that stops time
SPTW by azuwka July 23, 2021
A Twitter subgroup for south park fans. Only about 15% of sptwt has actually watched the show, and the people who didn't once they do and realize it's a ADULT COMEDY they get mad.
Dude 1: Hey I just joined sptwt
Dude 2: Wow! I have been in sptwt for years!! I watched all 26 seasons of south park!!!

Dude 1: wait you watched south park that show is so rasict, homophobic, abelist, antisemitic, and transphobic.
Dude 2: wait you haven't watched the show then how have you joined sptwt??

Dude 1: I like kyman.
Dude 2: omfg that's a proship of nazi x jew wtf is wrong with you.
Dude 1: KYLES A NAZI!!!!!
Dude 2: NO KYLES A FUCKING JEW CARTMAN IS A NAZI!!!!

Dude 3: wtf are they screaming about.
Sptwt by Thebestgurlypops August 10, 2023

spitwack 

When you want to beat off, and there is no oil or cream around. Just cough up a floogie and coat your knob. Works great.
While in my car, I sometimes indulge in a nice spitwack to releive some tension.
spitwack by flashboy July 19, 2003

spitwank 

it is when someone spits on there hand for lubrication and then toss someone off.
somone is going to spitwank someone of.
spitwank by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008