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spitwell 

The ability to capture the attention of listeners with a vicious vocabulary and vernacular of venom!
Rakim and Krs-1 spitwell.
spitwell by agentoranj July 30, 2007
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A projectile consisting of a small piece of paper that is chewed and formed which can then be thrown, shot with a rubber band, or fired through a straw, hollow pen or similar device as a prank.
I shot a spitwad at Billy but I missed and it got caught in Kendra's hair.
spitwad by Dr. Lizardo March 27, 2017
SPTW star platinium the world aka funny ora man that stops time
SPTW by azuwka July 23, 2021
A Twitter subgroup for south park fans. Only about 15% of sptwt has actually watched the show, and the people who didn't once they do and realize it's a ADULT COMEDY they get mad.
Dude 1: Hey I just joined sptwt
Dude 2: Wow! I have been in sptwt for years!! I watched all 26 seasons of south park!!!

Dude 1: wait you watched south park that show is so rasict, homophobic, abelist, antisemitic, and transphobic.
Dude 2: wait you haven't watched the show then how have you joined sptwt??

Dude 1: I like kyman.
Dude 2: omfg that's a proship of nazi x jew wtf is wrong with you.
Dude 1: KYLES A NAZI!!!!!
Dude 2: NO KYLES A FUCKING JEW CARTMAN IS A NAZI!!!!

Dude 3: wtf are they screaming about.
Sptwt by Thebestgurlypops August 10, 2023

spitwack 

When you want to beat off, and there is no oil or cream around. Just cough up a floogie and coat your knob. Works great.
While in my car, I sometimes indulge in a nice spitwack to releive some tension.
spitwack by flashboy July 19, 2003

spitwank 

it is when someone spits on there hand for lubrication and then toss someone off.
somone is going to spitwank someone of.
spitwank by Ducky Simpson February 9, 2008
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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