[springwood]

the hometown of bogans, bogan central.

lol, wearing a flanny, you look like you just came from springwood.

[springwood] by eylieee.xo January 18, 2009

Springwood conversation 

A term used to describe small talk

The couple next to us were having a springwood conversation

Springwood conversation by Gmak7515 June 30, 2018

Springwood Ranch 

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

Springwood Ranch by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.

- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...

Spring Wood by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

Springdoodle 

A very high Spring Elf who is usually looks like an iron ingot

Me - How is that high elf doing?
You - Man that Springdoodle is high AF

Springdoodle by ZoiWeiMai November 19, 2020

Springloading 

When you swing your arm round and round (kind of like Thor with his hammer) and Once reached maximum velocity you insert your fist into someone’s arse or vagina. (Springload, springloaded)

Jeez dude, last night was awesome but fuck you like springloading hard. I think you may have torn something down there. Want to try again tonight?

Springloading by CumMaster42069 June 29, 2022

springhood 

A gay word used by people who live in sprinfield, New Jersey. Used fro referring to springfield as "ghetto" which its no where close but justr a bunch of jews

Ed: Yo lets go to springfield!
Bobby: U mean springhood?
Ed: Ur gay!

springhood by Edward Blicharz December 12, 2008