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Springwood conversation 

The couple next to us were having a springwood conversation

Springwood Ranch 

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.
Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.
Springwood Ranch by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
Spring Wood by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

springhood 

A gay word used by people who live in sprinfield, New Jersey. Used fro referring to springfield as "ghetto" which its no where close but justr a bunch of jews
Ed: Yo lets go to springfield!
Bobby: U mean springhood?
Ed: Ur gay!
springhood by Edward Blicharz December 12, 2008

Springboob Squirepin

A mispronunciation of SpongeBob SquarePants’ name that was said by the realistic fish head news caster. This phrase was said in the episode “Merimaidman and Barnacleboy II” which is also Season 1, Episode 20.
The realistic fish head mispronounced spongebobs name as Springboob Squirepin.

Springfoot 

A painful condition affecting the bottom of the feet of people who have suffered through winter with shoes on for six months and then begin walking on their driveway, street or other rough surface. Initially excruciating, it remains annoyingly uncomfortable for 1 to 2 weeks until the skin thickens, but is not considered life threatening.
Man, my springfoot is so bad I had to wear flip-flops down the driveway to get the mail!
Springfoot by Squintoon April 8, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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