[springwood]

the hometown of bogans, bogan central.

lol, wearing a flanny, you look like you just came from springwood.

[springwood] by eylieee.xo January 18, 2009

Springwood conversation 

A term used to describe small talk

The couple next to us were having a springwood conversation

Springwood conversation by Gmak7515 June 30, 2018

Springwood Ranch 

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

Springwood Ranch by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

Spring Wood

The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.

- Hey man, isn't springtime great?

- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...

Spring Wood by M.C.T. April 27, 2011

springhood 

A gay word used by people who live in sprinfield, New Jersey. Used fro referring to springfield as "ghetto" which its no where close but justr a bunch of jews

Ed: Yo lets go to springfield!
Bobby: U mean springhood?
Ed: Ur gay!

springhood by Edward Blicharz December 12, 2008

Springboob Squirepin

A mispronunciation of SpongeBob SquarePants’ name that was said by the realistic fish head news caster. This phrase was said in the episode “Merimaidman and Barnacleboy II” which is also Season 1, Episode 20.

The realistic fish head mispronounced spongebobs name as Springboob Squirepin.

Springboob Squirepin by boomergee. June 27, 2022

Springfoot 

A painful condition affecting the bottom of the feet of people who have suffered through winter with shoes on for six months and then begin walking on their driveway, street or other rough surface. Initially excruciating, it remains annoyingly uncomfortable for 1 to 2 weeks until the skin thickens, but is not considered life threatening.

Man, my springfoot is so bad I had to wear flip-flops down the driveway to get the mail!

Springfoot by Squintoon April 8, 2019