The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
A gay word used by people who live in sprinfield, New Jersey. Used fro referring to springfield as "ghetto" which its no where close but justr a bunch of jews
Ed: Yo lets go to springfield!
Bobby: U mean springhood?
Ed: Ur gay!
A mispronunciation of SpongeBob SquarePants’ name that was said by the realistic fish head news caster. This phrase was said in the episode “Merimaidman and Barnacleboy II” which is also Season 1, Episode 20.
A painful condition affecting the bottom of the feet of people who have suffered through winter with shoes on for six months and then begin walking on their driveway, street or other rough surface. Initially excruciating, it remains annoyingly uncomfortable for 1 to 2 weeks until the skin thickens, but is not considered life threatening.
Man, my springfoot is so bad I had to wear flip-flops down the driveway to get the mail!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.