Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S)

This is a straight maneuver. In which case the girl feels threatened and must Stop, Drop, and Spread her legs in case the attackers penis is large, she is ready and prepared against any vaginal or anal damage. Simple and fast.

Girl- "Oh my god, he's trying to rape me."
Rapist- "Come here big girl, let me feel you."
Girl- "Oh shit, better Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S)"
Rapist- "Oh no, why isn't her asshole ripping???"
Girl- "Ha-ha, Silly. My butt-hole is impenetrable."

Stop Drop and Spread (S.D.S) by BabyT5555555 September 20, 2014

Ted’s Spread

In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.

Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...

Ted’s Spread by Mad Skeezy May 11, 2018

Cd’s man spread 

When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.

Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning

Cd’s man spread by Tweetpea12 September 13, 2019

Colonel's buttery spread 

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.

Colonel's buttery spread by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die. 

BLUE TEXT GOES: When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.

Person 1: Ahoy, have you seen that guy on UrbDic?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: I don't know man but when ghetto spread stops trending, we die.

When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die. by DontPlayTheHateGameThePlayer June 13, 2021

Spread shirt 

another of UDs adds for shirts where you can make your own shirt featuring some lame girl from neck to waist. Sometimes hard to find.

Uggh im on ud and another beyatch is on advertising some shirts called Spread shirt

Spread shirt by First Poster October 21, 2008

Spread Stick 

(Prank) You take someone's "solid stick" deodorant, twist the stick all the way out, remove the deodorant, screw the bottom part back down and then *replace it with cream cheese*. NOW THIS IS IMPORTANT: Once the casing is filled, you use a butter knife to "sculpt" the cream cheese to look just like the deodorant stick. Now replace the cap, and wait for the fun.

If you're reading this you should immediately "Spread Stick" someone.

Spread Stick by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015