sporch 

the sound a turd makes when it hits the water of the crapper.

Bob went for the courtesy flush after hearing the sporch, in order to avoid having to take the walk of shame.

sporch by John Heinz Kerry November 12, 2004

Spooch 

The sound that a baby makes when its delivered

Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary

Spooch by SIkias June 25, 2020

sporclitis 

A common condition among veteran quiz takers on Sporcle wherein one will remember some very obscure answers but overlook at least one obvious one.

If taking a "list the countries of South America" quiz, and you remember Suriname but somehow can't come up with Brazil, you've just had a bout of Sporclitis.

sporclitis by Mustango13 November 26, 2013

A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

A storch in time saves nine by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

Scorched Earth Bitch by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Scorched Mexican Policy 

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

Scorched Mexican Policy by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Sparching 

Bushing, specifically at the Spanish Arch Galway. Typically applies to those drinking Buckfast or Turbourg but any substance may be consumed while being entertained by the local hippies, jugglers, pet dogs and the odd amusing homeless drunk.

Believed to have been coined by the NUIG Civil Engineering Class of 08 but now widely used by all Galwagians

Sham, it's a f**king savage day, lets go Sparching.

Sparching by bloodybuddybandana April 8, 2009