spotch

A person of limited wit that walks around with his hand on his chin looking lost.

Going into the Hoboken train station saying "pack of marlboro" I am a spotch.

by sand dollar January 05, 2008

spotch

(N) the spot on your back that you cannot reach.

"Can you please scratch my spotch?"

by Pitu273 May 13, 2010

spotch

A rare disease you can only get through hand contact. They are still looking for a cure.

Doctor says I got spotch and they can't cure me right now.

by Liz August 22, 2004

spotch

The area between your anus and your genitals (Perineum). Gender neutral form of banus.

I've got an itch on my spotch!

by Daniel Somers March 02, 2008

spotching

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

by TLCSPOTCHER February 23, 2011

Spotches

The Back of your knee pit

Daniel has sweaty Spotches

by TheKingOfDefinations October 22, 2022

Spotch

To light on fire, or egnite.

Lighting anything on fire
Hey Jon, spotch that doobie up

by CarverO October 17, 2006