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The sound that a baby makes when its delivered
Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary
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by SIkias June 25, 2020
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1 - (noun) - semen
2 - (verb) - a man's climax
1 - Ew! Don't put that spooch in her drink!

2 - He spooched all over yesterday
by Cassi S. August 31, 2004
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Sweaty poo gooch. When the gooch is thick with sweat not from excercise or friction but solely because of the urge to poo.
"dude, I think you sat in a puddle."
"no, it's just my massy spooch."
by DaFraische November 10, 2008
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A verb meaning "to spend the night". Can also be used to mean "spending the night" as well by saying Spoochin.
Are you spoochin tonight?

Kimmy plans to spooch Friday cause Mom says no one's allowed over Saturday.
by dsfrobots July 10, 2008
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Female genitalia area between the clitoroos and anoos.
My spooch is NOT an erotic zone, Dumbass
by iggby April 20, 2012
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