mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.

The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.

by John Heinz Kerry March 07, 2005

kilt

A pussy cover worn by Scottish "men." Reminds men who do not wear dresses why Scotland has never been a factor in any war since about 500 b.c.

Hey sweetie, when you're done ironing your kilt, bring your ass over here and play my bagpipe.

by John Heinz Kerry February 16, 2005

add

A crutch created by psychologists and used by American parents and teachers to avoid telling a child that he or she is a moron.

But, if there are no stupid kids, where do all the dumbass adults come from?

It's okay Eric, you got four F's on your report card because you have add, not because you're a fucking dummy.

by John Heinz Kerry March 10, 2005

Black Year

Similar to a light year, this is the distance a black person, traveling at the typical lazy-black-person-I-have-nowhere-to-be speed, covers over the course of a year. Equal to approximately three feet.

Maybe you could be at work on time if you'd travel a little quicker than a Black Year.

by John Heinz Kerry November 09, 2005

guyliner

Makeup put on by a guy taking his first steps toward becoming a tranny.

Only the most FLAAAAAAAAAAMING homosexual would wear guyliner.

by John Heinz Kerry November 19, 2005

biggie

(1) Big, fat, greasy, bloated, 12-sandwich-eatin', gelatin-assed slob that had a bullet do what cholesterol would have done a few months later anyway.

(2) Tupac's failed body armor.

(3) Poetic justice - killed by the gansta rappers he tried to glorify with his shitty music.

Here, Biggie, have your fifth Big Mac while I go and see who is about to give us a drive-by.

by John Heinz Kerry January 18, 2005

stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005