spootwasm

Derived from the word "Wootspasm". Used to express absolute and utter wootness.

Person: Dude, they discovered a drug which makes you live forever!
Other person: Spootwasm!

by Hoopster September 15, 2008

Spoonasm

The art of spooning between a man and a woman which ends up in sex and orgasmic climaxes all round.

Gareth cuddled into Sylvia in a spooning fashion and soon penetration followed ending in a good old spoonasm.

by Road Trip Tailback June 15, 2017

sportgasm

the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.

Final second field-goal game winners generally produce sportgasms.

Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.

After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.

by Señor Verde December 9, 2009

spootoast

When a man cums on a piece of toast and lets somebody eat it.

Angela ate spootoast on our honeymoon

by Spootoast June 18, 2008

Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

Spotgasm

The imense euphoria one feels when a spot/boil is squeezed until it blows its pus load all over your face/the slutty mirror.

Dude i just spotgasmd all over your mirror, that little whore.

That spot looks ripe let me give you a spotgasm.

If I squeeze that spot with my teeth I'll let you spotgasm in and around my mouth... I swallow!

by TomoClifford November 24, 2009

spoongasm

When you recieve an orgasm by being spooned in the butt. May be preformed during sex.

"Man when you shoved that spoon in me I had the most amazing spoongasm ever!"

"Yesmar likes recieving spoongasms from other guys. I think he's gay!"

by OrgasmicPlo May 10, 2006