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spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.
person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better
spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoonami 

A blast of water caused by placing a spoon under a faucet.
"So I tried doing the dishes, but I was hit by spoonami!"
Spoonami by Rusty Dilder February 14, 2014

Spoonism 

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.
Spoonism is so much better then Shenism
Spoonism by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

spoonasaurus 

A guy who is amazing at spooning.
Leah: I heard Nathan was so good at spooning, he earned the title of a spoonasaurus!
spoonasaurus by courtney3567 June 29, 2016

spoonism 

When two person orders the same thing and only one person gets a spoon
E.g Two friends orders a yoghurt and only one person get given a special spoon and the other dont. We call that spoonism, similar terms like racism, sexism.
spoonism by Spoonstarrrr December 22, 2013

Spoonism 

a cult worshipping the all knowing and all powerful mr. spoonhower.

and or
the act of worshipping mr. spoonhower.

all hail the all knowing spoons.
all hail spoonism
Spoonism by marblesart October 21, 2018
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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