Spooshin' 

It's like that thing, that you are doing, that you don't realize you are doing, yet you are still doing it

Hey Nazrin, stop spooshin'!

Spooshin' by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

Poo Sploshing by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

sploshing

Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.

"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."

sploshing by Mistress Shae Flanigan June 25, 2009

Slooshing 

Kind of like t.p.-ing except the toilet paper is wet so it sticks everywhere.

We were going to go slooshing and sloosh that kid's car tonight, but the cops busted us.

Slooshing by slooshmaster28 August 25, 2007